{prologue}

Bravepenguins Corp. 101
Lt. Drunk Penguin
HCI Track 'n' Field

{wishlist}


iPOD Video
iMac com
PS3
Lose a little weight?
ASEAN Schools '07
Nats Gold
Make Alan's life hell

{fellows}

Abby
 Cynthia
 Yan Hui
 Davin
 Wan Ping
 Alan
 Che Jian
 Ah Mok
 Jia Yi
 Ming Wei
 Vera - jus for fun =)
 Boony
 Fransisca
 Tzin Wai
 Cowie

{express}

 

{credits}


 Afianne
 Moargh
 44suburbia
 Foto Decadent
 

{bygone}


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Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Being a gemini has its cool sides, and has its downsides. Downsides are more often the nooks and crannies of life, like buying food, watching a movie, going out; u noe, small and unimportant desicions. this are the things that makes life crap, but brings out all there is to a gemini. for example, ordering food everyday is a chore. this is due to some parts of my brain fighting over the ultimate desicion of what nutrient intake to have now. this would result in the mal-functioning of my mind and mouth, thus causing useless comments like," hokkien mee...er..wait wait ..err..shit. i oso dunno leh..lemme think. erm, hokkien mee la..nono! chicke rice!er..wahlao..wait can? give me 1 sec. hokkien mee.settled."when that poor fella who buys the food actually buys the food, as if by freak chance, just at the moment after paying, a phone call would arrive."eh! can help me buy chicken rice or not?har...u buy liao arh..okok."
im that sucka who wanted to eat chicken rice.
so as i've said, being geminic is troublesome.
but it has its plus sides, including the ability to strike up an interest among ppl, a freak-ish sense of humor, and the ability to write great stuff to make u ppl sitting in front of ur computer screen reading ma blog.=) cheers
Muggatron Ver 2.3 needs a patch, badly. its running on the reserves for reserves. 3 more days.....argh!!!!!! FYI, ARGH = A.R.G.H. = angry reckless guy howling = do not approach.
anyway, statistics show that the chance of one being struck by lightning or stung to death by bees is greater than winning the lottery. lol. and btw, when i say 'lol', it doesnt mean 'laugh out loud', it just means i got nothing better to say.
holla back if u actually read ma blog.thank u.


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( . .) for everyone! whee! (^^,).v...
c(")(")



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Saturday, July 22, 2006
But if i say im bad, u KNOW im LYING!!
Muahaha!
Triple Champs!
Watcha gonna do, Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when we come for u.
Bad boys, bad boys.
19 July, 2006, 6.34pm.Announcement: HC track and field, Chanpions for Boys A division, Boys B Division, Boys C Division.
What else can i say?Need i even say more?
oh wait, there's the part where b div' is currently in the 16th year winning streak..yea!
quick summary of what happened after announcement.
met up with jamie(still looking real good)talked crap withfat ass chien ming, busying laughing at alan(for so many reasons that i see no point listing).den went to suntec for track dinner. on the way there, Jin Yang was basically nuts.
"W! E! N! Y! A! N! , whats that spell?"
reply"Wenyan!"
"Who likes Scott?"
"Wenyan!"
"..sumother crap..cantremember"
"Wenyan!"
den lihao and co. joins in...
lol
Yew Wei was a bastard..instead of suffering the bad food with us, he went with the lard shot-putters to Carl's Jr...damn.
We had a personal majic show by our cross country senior, whom(very amazingly) levitated a 2 dollar note, changed a whole deck of cards, sumehow levitated a spoon, and many weird and fascinating tricks.
den we went back to school! Overnight stay in school gymnasium! whooho!
pure, unalterated crazy fun.that is, without all the crazy girls, the champagne, the music, the drugs, and the strippers.but still overall it was nice.
ahem* as usual , things happen, i sprained my right small toe(ouch) while attempting long jump on a spring board.landed into the sponge bed nicely, but not b4 i scraped my toe on the hard matress..argh.it still hurts.was then bouncing on the trampoline for most of ta night with edwin and cav. sum faggot of a guy called alan wimped out of the stayover.loser.said haveta prepare for math RETEST. if i had to have a MATH retest, i would probably run home and skip school to escape the shame. anyway, sum small devious devil in my head told me that i should stop swearing. ah..heck. i always listen to the bad guys=).maybe i should! by now u should have noticed that i have not typed 1 single **** word yet. persevre..how do u spell that again?
nxt morning was hell...could open ma eyes fer more than 8 minutes. fell asleep in yew's class. i think u doesnt even bother.
got home at 1, slumped around till 3, watched awhile tv, and slam dunked myself ontu bed.
btw, this is probably gonna be the last time ur all gonna read about the itty-bitties of my life.i just felt like writing crap. the aim was to write about the T&F finals.
pictures are not up as edwin cant find his fone cable..dang it. will upload in nxt post.
i jus realized that quite alotta ppl reading my blog..lol.
make urself visible.tag mua.

lol..found these on the web.enjoy(^^,).v..









Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.
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( . .) for everyone! Cheers!
c(")(")



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Saturday, July 15, 2006
In this world, so as i've come to realize, there will always be tyrants. Presently, Africa is practically living under tyranny, being engulfed by black-markets and corrupt officials.
Because of this, the rest of the world remains silent, because they would think," Everyone is now oppressing tyranny, now is not a good time."
However, once the corruption over there is settled, everyone would want a piece of the world. They would first proclaim to be the savior, the bringer of peace and equality, the unifier to bring prosperity to the world. After some time, when there are people disagreeing with him, he would bring them down, savagely. Then whoever that sucka is would start to stray off his course. Since hes got so much power, hes got no goal. He may be good once, fighting to get up the echlons of power, to set things right. But now he decides, that, maybe now he would bring down his old enemies, those who tried to stop him, those who was corrupt. The surviving corrupt officials would notice this, and start wooing the new boss. at first he would turn them away. one, two, maybe three efforts later, he gives in, thinking that one wont hurt. den he becomes lax, taking more and more gifts. soon he falls in to the hands of corruption. Some time later, he would see and hear people, the same people who supported him with blind faith and loyalty, wanting him to step down. Within no time, the complain turn to strikes, to fights; first small skirmishes, den its massive strikes, with armed police ordered to shot to control the mob.
At some point in this process, another sucka, lets say peacelover B(cuz a few months earlier there was another sucka, peacelover A), stands out from the crowd, proclaiming that tyranny must be stopped. The previous regime must be stopped. Soon people would flock to him, and then comes the promises of a free world, a equal world where the people would be judged and cared for fairly, and rewarded justly. Soon he is a political hit, masses flock to him as a beacon of hope.
By now the sucka in the office(ex-peacelover A) would be saying to himself, " Why? Why this? all i've wanted is to provide for this country, to help the people, why have they turned against me now?"
The situation goes out of hands, the whole country goes revolting, police forces are helpless against the mob. the 'boss' den , according to statistics, would either step down, den stoned, or riddled with bullets. Or he would be assasinated in his office or home, by unkown people.
So peacelover B gets puched by the blindly loyal people up to office. He dne begins with a speech of promises, and such crap.
After that, the same shit happens all over again.
den sum peacelover C comes up.
endless cycle of bullshit.

All that is required to end this is a truly determined man, a man with true visions, a man with blind faith in his people, and in being able to end this, with a dogged determination to succeed.
If this man is truly capable, he would not fall. he would not fall because supporting him is his people and ideals, and ideals cannot die.

it boggs down to this statement of mine," I do not hate mankind, I just hate people."






Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.



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I found this on sum webbie..jus thought i would share it with u ppl..=)


The International Rules of Manhood:
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.



Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.



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Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Dain bramaged.
My muggatron mode is now, after many long months of long and deep hibernation, finally, and temporarily back on. The summoning has caused me great energy, but at last, the summoning is complete. It consisted of a long wrestle, den followed by sword fight, fistfight, battle of speech, of sheer stubborness and finally the death threat. Deal: Muggatron Ver.2.3 would come back for a period of 3 weeks, and dne return to deep slumber.
Crap.
Guess who i met today! i was walking sumwhere, and i bumped in to sumguy. it was as if we knew each other for very long, like old comrades embracing after years of separation. his name was Nuts. he has 3 cousins, Madness, Insanity, Breakdown. boy, oh boy, i cant wait to meet them all!
Anyway, back to reality.
i screwed up nats. I got into PW finals. that calls for celebration. mugging for the un-ace-able , un-passable chem test. cool rite?
Sinta and Rochelle.<----nice cool names. i wont reveal them..hehe. U know ur going crazy when ur brain registers"going home now", and u tell the taxi guy," uh..bugis, shaw tower" my brain seems to take control and find the best spot for relaxing, though for some mysterious reasons it doesnt chose "home, bed".hm. i think this year we can win triple champs for Nationals..C'div, B'div and A'div..oh la la. the celebrations would be nuts.i like.(^^,).v.. alan is officially becoming a gay.bapok. sissy.---> he says he's getting emo..*shivers*
keef and nicoll were heros today! high jump both 1.98 metres..
OMG..O_o



Whee!




Every Princess has her Knight, and im still in it for the fight.



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Thursday, July 06, 2006
WALA was nothing short of awesome. Truly. hiaz..wish i could again next year, but they only have up to U15 categories. darn. Australian babes, well, what more can i say? They put singapore galz to shame. and i mean it. maybe not all. most.
touching on my title: why should ppl blog so often? why do they feel so obligated to blog? i mean, i personally feel that the reason to blog should be due to urges, needs to verbalize and express ur busrting emotions and thoughts. there are jus too many ppl out there who blogs as if they HAVE to blog. Why? i dunno..im not one of those mindless zombies with their pathetic excuse of a life. Some of my friends ask me," Why dont u blog more often , or blog about ur everyday life? u noe, stuff like that." WTH is wrong with him? i blog when i FEEL like blogging! why should i become one of u ppl who blogs in REGULAR intervals! i can blog up to 5 entries in a day, or i can jus dun blog at all for a few weeks! wads wrong with that?
i jus cant stand ppl who blogs like this"oh, school was sooo boring today. i had double bio, but i was not in so i lazed around in library....blahblahblah","physics sucks! and my cca was boring too. my distance so little. i think i can throw further, hmpf..",and " Dear all, I woke up like 5:00pm in the morning, because I suddenly remembered that I did not update my blog for my dinner at buffet resturant, Sakura. Really, the resturant is nice, I can only say." WTF is wrong with him? huh? do u noe? i dont! wads wrong with these ppl?

okok, another example,"Dear all,There is a tag on my tag board, saying that why my post's title is 27th of June when I posted it on the 28th. Really, because I am too stressed and busy with my studies. I sort of flunked my term II with a MSG of 4.71 (calculation error, should be much below that). Therefore, I can only post the following day, as I have Judo PT (Phyiscal Training) on the 27th. Now you should understand right? Today is much more fun."
imma gonna die of these stupidity surrounding me. u may think im angst, but im not, seriously, or ill be cutting myself and running around with siew's head and bashing it against chejian's indomitable paunch.

i dun care if anyone reads my blog. at all. its not meant to entertain u ppl=P.haha.


Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.





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Monday, July 03, 2006

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine,

I keep my eyes wide open all the time.

I keep the ends out for the tie that binds

For because you're mine,I walk the line.



Yay! my first poem! whee!



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Saturday, July 01, 2006
i sometimes really want to escape the realities of life. to soar free. the closest i've ever gotten to freedom of soul is first, when i was at Canada. another is when i sit on my block's rooftop to blog. yup, u've heard it right. sumhow the guys who last when for roof servicing left the lock open. so i jus brought my laptop up to the "26th" storey. man, i gotta tell u its nice up there. the breeze, the height, the feeling of vast open space is a treat to the heart. right now, im leaning against the lift servicing door, overlooking the opposite hill, blogging down my thoughts.
Thats what i call blog in style.
WALA is 2 days away! whee! australian babes, team singapore and team australia shirts for free! wheeeeee! yea.
i need a computer upgrade.NOW. the extent of my computer sucky-ness has no boundaries. for example, my desktop laggs when playing Warcraft:3. WTF.
Continuation on 2 July:
Happy Birthday! Mystery Girl! i remembered ur birthday!haha. training on sunday.hm...weird.i like!
WALA in 1 day. Yea!August 4th is still a long, long way ahead. i hope time would travel faster. Absentinence makes the heart grow fonder? i wonder if its true.







Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.

Forbiddenartist



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