{prologue}

Bravepenguins Corp. 101
Lt. Drunk Penguin
HCI Track 'n' Field

{wishlist}


iPOD Video
iMac com
PS3
Lose a little weight?
ASEAN Schools '07
Nats Gold
Make Alan's life hell

{fellows}

Abby
 Cynthia
 Yan Hui
 Davin
 Wan Ping
 Alan
 Che Jian
 Ah Mok
 Jia Yi
 Ming Wei
 Vera - jus for fun =)
 Boony
 Fransisca
 Tzin Wai
 Cowie

{express}

 

{credits}


 Afianne
 Moargh
 44suburbia
 Foto Decadent
 

{bygone}


 May 2006[x] June 2006[x] July 2006[x] August 2006[x] September 2006[x] October 2006[x] November 2006[x]





Tuesday, May 30, 2006
im sick of being dictated.really frustrated at Guo telling me to do squat jumps, at Chen asking me to but new socks, of Jeffrey's penetrating eye, of Shuo Nan's bone defying fist.darn.
i've made up my mind: i want to be a Dictator, ro rule u pitiful people.
decided to try out dictatorship. i used my ultra-powerful telepathic abilities and told a troupe of ants to attack a nearby lizard. they rejected me and dun wan to listen.fine.i den turned to tyranny and started stepping some(Oops..should be alot) ants, and guess wad.they appeared to not want divine intervention and scattered, despite the offer to help develop their civilisation.
toot.guess i would have to brush up my skills with Rome:Total War and that game Black and White Scott talked about.
someday, i be back.when u all least expect it, i be back with vengeance and fury, and with me death will follow, and u all scumbags shall die writhing at my command.
in the mean time, i'll go watch CSI first, den i'll plot my plan for dictatorship over the world.burp.

Sum things i realized, that is true, with confirmation with friends:

u tell a guy that there's 1 billion, 463 thousand 297 stars in the sky and he'll believe u.tell him that there's wet paint on the bench and he jus has to touch it.

the level of attention directed by the public onto u is directly poportional to the stupidity of ur actions.

ur mother is so ugly, that when she entered an ugly competetion, they rejected her cause they labeled "No Professionals Please."

ur mother is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes staring at an orange juice carton jus because it had the word "concentrate".

we also agree upon that the above two comments is irrelavent and would be much preferred as a mere destressing joke than to be taken seriously, unless of course, ur stupid.=)


anyway, who got rome total war can lend me?deping took his back liao, so i cannot play.

Have a Nice day everyone!
Cheers!=)
Dumbass=P



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Saturday, May 20, 2006
If anyone knows anything about podcasting, let me know. As in, the headachery involved in putting up a wave / MP3 file in a streaming format on this blog. I know it's probably not hard for me to google a bit and dig up the requisite information by myself but getting the audience involved, that's called showmanship. For example, look at rock or rap concerts. The lead singer / rapper keeps requesting us in the audience every once in a while to stand up and clap our hands and make some noise. Sometimes he asks us to "wave our hands in the air like we just don'tcare". And not only do we willingly wave our hands in the air and stop caring, we even erupt into paroxysms of pleasure as we indulge in this act of extraordinary futility. I don't know if it's our inherent inferiority complex which rejoices in our new-found societal acceptance when the big celebrity onstage speaks directly to us or if it's something else entirely.
In any case, people, please stand up, clap your hands, wave your hands in the air like you just don't care and find me some podcasting info. Thank you please.



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Friday, May 19, 2006
shoitty obs instructors...full of not-funny cold jokes.at least there was this one guy who gave us an unlimited source of amusement; let me give u all a clue as to who he is(p.s. hes in my watch)

1st day: complained of a fever-temperature was 36.6 degrees."vomited" 3 times
2nd day: got hit on the leg by a stationary kayak-said the wave rocked the boat
3rd day: got rammed by a land rover moving at 2km/hr.-said he felt dizzy after the impact.
4th day: belayed 2 times, say got rope burn, cunt do shit.rock climbing-say leg cramp on the 3rd step.WTF.

do u know now who he is?asnwers below.

ob activities were quite fun lar...compared to last year's sec2 camp.got myself a nice collection of jellyfish stings, sand fly bites, mosquito bites, ant bites.darn.one arm-24 bites.i have now a vendetta against all mosquitos and sand flies.
got alan his shirt, budden i gave it a look , and decided.
imma gonna keep both shirts, nless hes gonna pay $30.haha.i enjoy bulling alan.
i hope my training skills r still there, cannot let alan beat me.(how can he?)

tip for obs go-ers: bring lotta 'feng you' and undies.ur ballz will rot if u dont.

ready for the answer?
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betcha u know already
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r u sure u wanna know?
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its none other than.....YE XIAOYANG!!!OMG



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Friday, May 12, 2006
10 things:
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10.Women have Boobs.

This is prove how little men know about women, therefore, to all the women out there, plz show us more!=P



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Movies i would never get bored of:
1.Eurotrip---(must watch)
2.Pirates of the Carribean
3.Take the Lead---(must watch)
4.American Pie 3-The Wedding
5.Scary Movie Series...=)

Songs that are always nice:
1.Scotty Doesnt Know-Lustra
2.Catch Your Wave-The Click Five
3.Friday Night-The Click Five
4.Rock Show-Blink 182
5.Everytime We Touch-Cascada

Stuff i never get bored of doing:
1.LAN
2.Bullying Alan
3.Discus!
4.Looking at Girls?!?(duh..)
5.Undisturbed Slumber=P

Things i dun like doing:
1.Blogging
2.PT
3.Playing on a shitty com
4.Listen to ppl like siew, yew blab
5.Dropping ma fone...fcuk



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Wednesday, May 10, 2006
one plus point today: i hit 41m once, 40m twice, and 39m 4 times!!!Whee!Hope i kan go nats..
tml is sports day...WHAT THE FUCK?! why is sports day even held? one perfectly good DotA and CS morning wasted, and why?oh, its the COMBINES SPORTS MEET. ny hci and college meet together for sports competetions...heck, we dont even compete on the same days...WTFlet alone competing together.waste of time.
my thighs still hurt.fuck guo.
at least got my new Nalgene...yay!



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Sunday, May 07, 2006

i'll tell u wads impossible. Sitting infront of an indian who 'wow!'s at EVERYTHING is impossible.fisrt there was the poseidon trailer, big wave coming towards ship, partially covering a low moon-"that is such a big wave!wow!oh my god! ","that wave is so awesome!","how can they get out?wah!". FUCK. den he went on and on about his movie experiences and how many great movies he'd watched.FUCK. i probably watched more movies than he'd actually went to school for education and exposure.wad the hell is wrong with him?!#$%^& and the worst part?his female sludge of a girlfriend was actually interested in his talk.WTF.
besides that, MI:3 was great.cool effects. lots of BOOM!.cool weapons.fast cars.beautiful babes.cool chicks.bad villian.though i have to say that they should add the part where he stole rabbit's foot. that scene would have been the cherie.
definitely recommended to be watched.anyone wanna watch tag me, i wanna go watch again=)



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Saturday, May 06, 2006
Training totally sux now...i think guo is out to screw us around...alan, ziheng, mingwei and me were all talking and talking.(so what?)and huo comes. fcuk
Yesterday its was 6 x10 frog jumps-went home with wobbly and weak legs, kant walk downstairs properly
Today was 5 x15 30kg dumbell squat jump-went home with no legs(couldnt feel it xcept for the dull aches.)crawled home.decided that cusion chairs should be listed as top 3 inventions of the millenia...fcuk again.
maybe its because of the coming nats?crap
Yay, todae going to watch MI:3...mental note:tom cruise still sux, and hes short(1.64?WTF)



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Friday, May 05, 2006



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I have two clocks that are in dissonance. One is my alarm clock. I set it to go off at 6:15 every morning. The other is my body clock. My body clock is somewhat of an asshole. Every morning it wakes me up at 5:45 for no reason at all. So I get up, rub my eyes and stare at my alarm clock, trying to figure out what time it is. The alarm clock shows 5:45. And after that, my body clock goes back to sleep while I stay awake for the next 30 minutes, waiting for my alarm clock to ring. 'Cause when you know you've got to wake up in half an hour, all you can do is lie in bed without getting a blink of sleep, ears pricked, waiting for that goddamned ring.So now I've come up with a solution. I fake out my body clock. I set my alarm clock to wake me up at 3:30 in the morning. When I wake up, I look at the clock and see that it's still night, that I can sleep for 3 more hours. And then I drift back into a contented slumber. At the same time, my body clock, which has woken up because of all the pandemonium, is still groggily lurching around, trying to adjust itself to whatever the fuck's happening. It gets all disoriented and shit. So when it finally falls back asleep, it forgets to wake me up at 5:45 as it usually does. And when I finally jump out of bed at 6:15 to the bugle-call of my alarm clock, it is with a bounce in step and a buoyancy of spirit that is peculiar to someone who's had a full night's worth of repose.Body clocks are easy to fool. They are stupid bastards, really.- adapted from gawker



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hope u guys like this (^-^),v..



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wad the hell is this talk goin' 'round?That our track team is gonna lose the nats?Screw it.We may lose...reality check. But heck r we gonna try to win.This is our B div' 16th year! 15 year consecutive reigning CHAMPIONS!!!! We cannot lose..at all costs!and the screwed up part is? I have to compete..FCUK.(burden) Sports school is like erm...sum points ahead of us? sumthin' likka that.ARGH...damn sport school...
Todae school was crap..total crap. clement yew still sux as usual..why him?of all the idiots in the world, why must he come teach us?toot



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Thursday, May 04, 2006

This is the wad...4th post today? wad the hell is wrong with me?
maybe its jus because i have too much time? i dunno. too much homework, so little time. so how?
give up.slack.dota=).

Playboi------>Cheers!




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Acc:Lt.Drunk Penguin, Utopia(19,12)-Brave Penguin



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wads with having a IT emergency exercise anyway?i mean, come on man, IT emergency?doing homework online?online discussions?u would acyually expect us to do all those?
i've got 1 word for u all teachers...DotA...get that inta ur heads..
woke up at 9am...IT started at 7.45..WTF
as i said, its gonna fail.
den there's the stupid emb, WTF is wrong with it?it lagged the whole morn'.U want us to wake up early to take attendance?FIX THE DAMN EMB LAGG!!!!! my all so obvious prediction comes true again...IT emergency exercise is gonna FAIL.Period.



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Due to constant pesking from friends, i have come to the desicion.Im creating a blog.......
This is my first blog(wow...)...and probably will be my last.wadever...anyway, welcome to my penguin-managed lemonade stand=)



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