PenguinLemonade

2006-11-22T20:29:00.000+08:00

2 weeks never blog liao...i sound so singaporean.damn

anyway, i jus found out that i have scoliosis.fuck.fuck.fuck.

my spine is 15 degrees off perfect straight....fuck

so i have to go for physiotheraphy which costs a bomb.

moving on, training sucks totally.

i was asked to go for a church gathering last saturday..big mistake

form now on, i officially hate christanity.not so much of hate, but more of disdain.

they blab blatantly about how good jesus is and openly mock other religions.

i really dont want to go into further details..

2006-11-09T19:06:00.000+08:00

Hey people, its been very long since i've posted.hehe busybusybusybusy..wif games
I just realized that a .mac account costs US$99.95 a year--->WTF
so there goes of my hoping my blog would become a http://www.mac.com/bravepenguins or sumthing like that.
Training totally sux now..no ones wants to go the sec threes and fours are all slacking off(yes, alan, going home cuz of aheadache is slacking) and the f***ing sec 1s and 2s are jus f**8ed up
my distance is totally crappy too--34m ave.
and alan still owes me 7 bucks, which he denies of it, and i shall not go on and explain everything as it would seriously become a lose-lose situation. so alan, im asking u nicely, return me ma gold!ur scruvvy pirate.arrgggg!
sinta and rochelle are on holidaes, abby is busybusybusy with PUB and *Cambodia* volunteer trip--note CAMBODIA-->OMG
yew wei is in han zhou, voon also, edwin is obsessed with ragnorak
I HAVE NO ONE TO GO OUT OR PLAY LAN OR TALK WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM BORED S T I F F
praying for the arrival or the Annual Track Camp aka Malu Camp!, where we can become the very events people blog about as we scour the streets of singapore looking for ways to embarrass ourselves utterly.of course, this being the year where i can actually make people do supid things and not be forced to do stupid things*shivver at bad memories*
ill keep ya all posted

Every Princess has her Knight, and im still in it for the fight.

2006-10-23T00:42:00.000+08:00

Recentlly i realized something. I dont feel like blogging anymore; there's this sub-conscious voice in me that tells me, "dont blog anymore, relax your writing mind, reach out for the Rome Total War, the DOTA, the Half Llife 2. Most of the time i listen to him, or her, or, it.
So, should i stop blogging once and fo all? hm..food for thought
and by the way. my dog rox!!!!

2006-10-15T23:24:00.000+08:00

Time passes by relentlessly and almost 6 months have passed since i was forced upon this little endavour of blogging.*ahem*
Well, basic summary of things going on now.
Its the END OF THE YEAR!!!!!!! i mean, is there anything better than that? Well, there is; a new computer, for example.
Clement Yew is leaving - should we be happy or sad?
Yu Yu has been caught for erm..cheating, selling ACE, blah blah blah(busy, ain't he?)
I got my first Physics and Chem A1.yay me.
Bought my new com, iMac 20", cuz i love it, my mon loves it, my dad loves it, and my sis loves it.
Bought a DOG(yes, a real dog) on IMPULSE, cuz my sis bugs the whole family all day long because HER FRIENDS HAVE DOGS. WTF?? so we bought one.oh, goodbye dear money! Bought a 3 months old Japanese Spitz, cute as hell.cost as hell too.=////
Got my Rome Total War, time to exercise my fingers, its been soooo long i've laid my fingers on a slick, fast com.
um, what else....
and ya, i still havent been able to podcast Lilium, cuz i dunno how=(
Anyone out there who know how to play a song on blogger?hm?hmmm?HMMM?punk.

Everyone Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.

2006-10-08T01:28:00.000+08:00

Votre à la Liberté !
Cheers to Liberty !

The exams are over, the exams are over!! well, not exactly though. Um, there's still English paper 2 and Chinese paper 1. REALLY NEED TO STUDY...*cough*
So im free.
Sante!Sante!

Newest favourite anime: Elfen Lied
great music. great drawings, great chicks, great story, GREAT music.i had to repeat that.
Best song ringing in my head: Lilium

Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam
Et lingua eius loquetur indicium
Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem
Quoniam cum probatus fuerit accipiet coronam vitae
Kyrie, fons bonitatis
Kyrie, Ignis Divine, Eleison
O quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigma
Quam amoena esse virgo creditur.
O quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigma
Quam amoena O castitatis lilium .

Ahhhhhhh...great eerie, emotional, full-of-story-to-tell song.

Ok. Translation.

The mouth of the Just shall meditate wisdom
And his tongue shall speak judgement

Blessed is the man who endureth temptation
For once he hath been proven, he shall receive the crown of life

Lord, fountain of holiness
Lord, Fire Divine, have mercy
O how sacred, how serene, how benevolent
How lovely, is this virgin who believeth!
O how holy, how serene, how benevolent
How lovely, O lily of purity

Now, there's only one thing on my mind.

Getting a killer, mad sick, sadistic computer.

I'll try to get the podcast of Lilium up soon to let u all enjoy=)

too long never blog liao

feel soooo good.

2006-09-24T00:59:00.000+08:00

E=Mug X Mug

Dear Readers,
this blog will be temporarily down due to the extreme mental stress the writer is going through right now at this time. The writer is going for the EOYEs and is mentally preparing to fail Chemistry and Physics. Please refrain from pissing off the writer at school or at home or be prepared to be faced with extreme, explicit and continuous violence.
In reply to Yvonne Loi's pressure, the writer wishes to express his anger in a Physics manner.
People who pisses off the writer will be faced with random and continuous motion of anger. Thank you for understanding.
The writer will be resuming his blogging after October 12 to feed your blog-reading thirst.

This is a computer generated message, therefore explaining the cause for the polite manner of expression.

T-minus to Judgement Day

7 Days
190 Hours
11454 Minutes
687295 Seconds

2006-09-01T23:05:00.000+08:00

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."

i just realized that many things can be unexplainable and unfathomable in life. the most meticulously planned cound turn out to be a letdown, while a natural coincidence could turn out to be a wonderful thing afterall.
for example, Teacher's Day alma mater annual visits.
i was sooo glad our school's celebration ended early.my phone clocked 9.46 am. i mean, how early can that be?hm?
went to office, as usal, was a sea of ppl wishing their teachers the best. saw Hao Tian in the mass, not that hes difficult to spot..how do u hide a 1.94m tall pillar?no way.
gave liu qian a small gift(which kelvin gave me and i had no use for it anyway), den called up the girls over at NY and Cresent.
its hard to find everyone back, and i noe u noe wad i mean.
when i was on the bus only did i realise my shirt was drenched.soaked.reason: dunno leh..u tell me. sweat + rain = ???
decided to go home and change.
Whoohoo! clean dry shirt pants and undies!
anyway, took a cab to RV..sorry, was lazy to walk to bus stop=)
it was the new school, the old one os abandoned..darn.all our memories.
met Sudwi(rich guy:emphasis RICH- has a couple million dollars in HIS account) and Yang Han. Glad they still look the same. Sudwi stopped growing and Yang Han shot up.
familiar faces started streaming in.and sadly, i cant remember 60% of their names.
Iggy, Chin Dee, Janvin, Wei Zhen, blah blah blah( i told u i cant remember their names)
the celebration was starting at the hall and i took chance of the mess to hook up wif summa the teachers.hehe. cuz of that they let me in to the staff room(shhhh!!..dun tell anyone)so many teachers was like "Yumeng! Wah, ur SO tall! how r u?" man i didnt even remember their names! i was desperately trying to summon up their names from my halls of memories..darn. in the end i 4got one.
I saw Felix, Charles, Adrain, Kelvin( all from HCI), Jia Hong, Chin Ying(RV High), Janvin, Iggy, Chin Dee, Sebas/Squid, Danny-to my utter disgust, ppl whom i noe but cant remember their names(Gan Eng Seng), Jia Yi, Erika, Brina, Xiu Ying- her hair changed totally!, Jia Wen, Hui Ying, Krystal, (Cresent Girls).
OMG..so many ppl, so long no see!
den u noe la..talk cock, talk cock+talk cock.
It seems like Janvin and Wei Zhen are getting along, if u noe wad i mean=P
Jerome and Kendrick arrived a few minutes behind(RI). and the NY gals also arrived=) Fransisca, Ruthika, Rachel and Cynthia, and Jasmine(SCGS).
Den talk cock wof the girls, alot of crap
was pissing of Jia Yi, accusing her of being lesbo and her of me being gay..haha so fun=)
If im Gay, i wanna be Hard Gay! Hooooooo!
Mdm mok also changed alot. everyone crowed around her and each other and wad did we do?
yes..TALK COCK!
by that time, my stomach walls were glued to each other.So was Jia Yi's, and Franz, and Charles and many, many others.
but, as it alwase happens, we lagg, and lag, and lag and lag.to do wad? talk cock
wad can u expect of us? we have soo much to say!3 years!
Went to lunch at Great World City, couldnt find a large enuff table, to i got stuck, together with adrain and jiahong, at the girls table. and i was still crapping with Jia Yi=P
Cynthia bought chicken rice(lol), and when she was 80% through with it, we all ate finish liao. she was damn funny la(she also changed alot, ). she was chewing food like when u had too much, and u had to continue to eat , so you likehave puffed up cheeks with food.haha.
in the end ruth ahd to finish it up for her. walked around great world in a big bunch, and took a class(well, not exactly a complete class, and we have Vishnu and Jia Jun in our photo..ugh,,turnoff)
the guys went to play pool at Kin Seng after we lagged for another period of time and the gals were talking about watching a movie, buti guess i dont really no wad hapened after wards, Franz said they jus sat down and ...talk cock.dots..
it was actually a great class gathering though. we didnt really feel it was one, but afterwards we were like, "ah..damn long never gather liao hor", and "when is the next gathering?" hope to have one real soon*wink.
things kinda turned out great for us in the end.=)=)=)=)=)))))))
6A'03, hope to see u all soon

class(sort of, cuz not complete) photo.thats me in the center, beside me is Jia Yi.
2nd row -Jonathan Goh, Jerome, Felix, Jia Hong, Vishnu, Kendrick, ME!!, Jia Yi, Erika, Brina, Fransisca,Rachel, Cynthia, Ruthika (left to right)
1st row -Yang Han, Kelvin, Sudwi, Adrain, Jia Jun (left to right)

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2006-08-30T00:26:00.000+08:00

Loads of work. End of story for the past 2 days.
Im about to flunk double science, and boy, am i happy about it.=)
nothing much to talk about cuz of the breakdown of my over-worked(as least i think so) home-made processor.
I am heere to promote Rome Total War : Barbarian Invasion
basically, if u play the barbarian horde invasion campaign, u get 7 full sized armies: each army has 24 battalion slots, each battalion has about 30++ units. now ain't that sick arh?
so all u have to do is to take ur horde, and mow down Roman cities one after another.
The graphics for the battle ground is absolutely wonderful.
with ur armies, when fighting against spartans, all u have to do is to take 4 horseman squads and mow the spartan spearman squad from north, south, east and west, and TADA! u pwned them upside down.
all things aside, 'dis a great game, a must buy.
the most depressing thing is that my com cannot support the game. ARGH. GAH. BLEAGH. @#$^&*

By playing this game, i can achieve my ultimate dream of being a tyrant. With my iPod.

2006-08-27T00:34:00.000+08:00

HI GUYS

Its Alive! Its ALIVE!!*evil maniacal laughter*

my blog, after 2 solid weeks of rotting away and inactivity, is back to join the ranks of the living.
ok.summary of what had happened during this 2 week absence.*ahem*
1. My MSG 'dis term is my record this year.2.75!!!whoohoo! after 3 terms of "yumeng, i need to see your parents "-ing, i have finally accomplished the seemingly impossible. Get a acceptable MSG.yea!

2. Im made discus capt.Yea?yea. so ill now be CapN Drunk Penguin=), track vice capt is blackie(aran aseok shamugaranam[yes, its the minister's son]).

3. I finally have a interest in WeiQi. no, its not sum girl. Its the black and white beads that look like reversi pieces which u play on a 19X19 board.

4. officially re-addicted to comic.thanks to that idiot edwin.and the anime they show at weiqi sabbacs,"Hikaru-no Go" damn nice sia.

5. To my utter dismay and anger, Pluto got downgraded.Yes.You heard me correctly. Now, there's officially 8 planets in our system.ARGH!!!!damn u scientists. but its ok...

6. I actually am studying! yes, im actually starting to study.

7. Edwin's MSG has reached record high: 6.sumthing

8. Im getting a new com,soon..,i hope.

thats about all i can think of right now, cuz my brain''s kinda backfiring.
Recommended Movies/Reads of the month:
Reads:
RAVE Groove Adventure
魔法老师
Movies:
Take The Lead
Click
The Devil Wears Prada (coming soon to all theaters)

Vampire Killing Kit during Medival Ages - Ripley's Believe it or Not
*real gallery(Genting)

2006-08-11T00:01:00.000+08:00

This is a Warning: Do not, I repeat, do not harm ur iPOD, they have feelings u noe? hahahaha.
enjoy:D

Treat ur iPOD well, and it'll will treat u nice=)

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2006-08-10T23:49:00.001+08:00

ARGH!!! i jus realized*whack myself* that this new skin denies my "Title" to appear in ma posts. *sniff* the sacrifices i have to make.. And i jus realized, that i should treat Alan better, since he IS one major source of entertainment, and a place to go to to vent pent-up anger and spite, and to hone my sacarsim.=)
Ur the one that I want, ur the one that I need, Oh my dear Carl's JR..

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2006-08-10T23:49:00.000+08:00

My Blog's Brand New Look!

2006-08-10T11:43:00.000+08:00

Hey u all, this would be my blog's new look, at least for the time being, or untill i find another weally[sic] nice skin or if i figure out how to make and code my own skin.=(
This is Sunset Journey, by Afianne. If there's anyone who wants this skin, jus tag mua.
Anyway, jus got my new digi-cam, Sony Cyber Shot T7, super slim 5.1 megapixels=) One word; Sweet!
From now on, pictures will be real good on ma blog, not that i actually put hand-taken pictures often.(^^,).v..

Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.

Swamped by the Other Half

2006-08-07T22:59:00.000+08:00

i'll cut the crap: RGS dance concert; Friday night, 4th August, " Espressione 2".
For this post, i sincerely hope, with the heart of my bottom[sic] , that gals from NYGH and other schools like Methodist DO NOT, i repeat this DO NOT READ this. Them reading this would only make me fall into the clutches of the UGM - United Girls Mafia, and i tell u, its like hell.
anyway, back to the topic.
Went home to slack off after school( pon soccer match, wad else can i say= ) den went to Shaw Tower to get some great food and great merchandise(which i shall keep secret). den to Victoria Concert Hall. The short displacement from shaw tower to VCH is about 1 1/2 kilks. In the end, the stupid 961 i boarded broke down, den i havta take a cab, which costed me $8(*sob* that meant 4!! promotional price Big Macs). first reaction at VCH: holy shit, spare me.. tons of RG gals....surprise, surprise.
called abigail to wish her good luck, ok.
performance was, well, above my expectations, i mean for a guy who has seen ALOT of concerts but never a full dance concert. they were quite good , in fact. and oso got lotsa chio-bu!
saw boony, jian rui, zhong han(who was wayyy over accsessorised <- how to spell?), er, jing bo, matthew, and sum guy whom i dun know his name, but plays an important role in my blog.=)
and abigail was DARN FARNIE la..and lame, but in a nice way.
she was in 3 performances, White Night - Lights, Dancers, Action! - Ladies!
lol, there was only 12.
the concert is er.. how shuld i say, a bit too short and a bit too fast pace to understand the abstract meaning. howie was reading his bridge book.....
after the concert, it was chaos, utter plain chaos.
the whole crowd jus whooshed onto the stage, demanding backstage to open up. but nooo..the stupid RG principal have to push us back.so we stoned outside. when abby came out, i didnt noticed her at first..den a familiar face, covered in overwhelmingly(sorry!) shiny and abundant make-up. forgive me for saying this, but the make-up, mind u, the MAKE-UP was hideous. the end result is that it made her look weird, like way weird.
she hugged me and howie, den started the thang girls ALWAYS do after concert; go around looking fer friends to scream and hug withO_o.
took pictures, thou i decided that i had better not put it up here, but a few other pictures would suffice.
abby's WHOLE family came to watch..O_o, den after the screaming and hugging she went home..lol.
watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do , when she leaves for home(+family)
well, basically, nothing. sum guy took pictures of the hall, i think he wanted to take zhen ning's picture..O_o. later i show u.

sorry for the resolution, but jus dnld it and ..wdv.
the guy whom i mentioned earlier whom i dunno what the hell his name is, got duped my zhen ning, who went off with 2 other guys who, seriously, looked like jocks with no muscle and brains..
well, its her life!
that guy(whose name i still dunno) was SERIOUSLY depressed la..sad-ded=(
nvm, lets give him a teddy bear to comfort his tormented soul.
Mind u all, Hips Do Lie!!!

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Lets Blog about Blogging!

2006-08-01T23:30:00.000+08:00

recently, i had a tag.quote"wtf lah ur blog getting more n more boring!!". now this would be written by a regular reader, and this shows the major flaw in blogging. Blogging is supposed to be a means of expressing oneself. but it has turned into a place where people read it often and comments on ur content. this should be very confuzing isnt it? i mean, u blog to say what u feel(xcept for sum who are really weird and ego who actually blog for ppl to read, where then the blog woulod turn out ta be like shit), not for ppl to read(u cant really mind the blind fans and minions). why should sumone even comment that one's entries are boring? if u think its boring, den stop reading it! right? that guy would probably come back to ma blog in a couple of days waiting fer ma tag reply, or a new, nice blog entry. but why, should i sas-tis-fy(i find this pronunciation amuzing, dun mind me) the readers? sure, it makes u feel good," ooh..i have ppl reading ma blog who finds it interesting", but it still boils down to one point. WHY CAN WE BLOG CRAPPY ENTRIES? there's always ups and downs of everything. so leave us fellow bloggers alone. why dun u start a blog, huh, tough guy. lets see how u fair.
so continue reading our blogs, and who knows, maybe the blog of the century is jus around the corner!

Geminic Muddle-head

2006-07-25T23:26:00.000+08:00

Being a gemini has its cool sides, and has its downsides. Downsides are more often the nooks and crannies of life, like buying food, watching a movie, going out; u noe, small and unimportant desicions. this are the things that makes life crap, but brings out all there is to a gemini. for example, ordering food everyday is a chore. this is due to some parts of my brain fighting over the ultimate desicion of what nutrient intake to have now. this would result in the mal-functioning of my mind and mouth, thus causing useless comments like," hokkien mee...er..wait wait ..err..shit. i oso dunno leh..lemme think. erm, hokkien mee la..nono! chicke rice!er..wahlao..wait can? give me 1 sec. hokkien mee.settled."when that poor fella who buys the food actually buys the food, as if by freak chance, just at the moment after paying, a phone call would arrive."eh! can help me buy chicken rice or not?har...u buy liao arh..okok."
im that sucka who wanted to eat chicken rice.
so as i've said, being geminic is troublesome.
but it has its plus sides, including the ability to strike up an interest among ppl, a freak-ish sense of humor, and the ability to write great stuff to make u ppl sitting in front of ur computer screen reading ma blog.=) cheers
Muggatron Ver 2.3 needs a patch, badly. its running on the reserves for reserves. 3 more days.....argh!!!!!! FYI, ARGH = A.R.G.H. = angry reckless guy howling = do not approach.
anyway, statistics show that the chance of one being struck by lightning or stung to death by bees is greater than winning the lottery. lol. and btw, when i say 'lol', it doesnt mean 'laugh out loud', it just means i got nothing better to say.
holla back if u actually read ma blog.thank u.

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( . .) for everyone! whee! (^^,).v...
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If i say im good, u'd think im boasting.....

2006-07-22T22:31:00.000+08:00

But if i say im bad, u KNOW im LYING!!
Muahaha!
Triple Champs!
Watcha gonna do, Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when we come for u.
Bad boys, bad boys.
19 July, 2006, 6.34pm.Announcement: HC track and field, Chanpions for Boys A division, Boys B Division, Boys C Division.
What else can i say?Need i even say more?
oh wait, there's the part where b div' is currently in the 16th year winning streak..yea!
quick summary of what happened after announcement.
met up with jamie(still looking real good)talked crap withfat ass chien ming, busying laughing at alan(for so many reasons that i see no point listing).den went to suntec for track dinner. on the way there, Jin Yang was basically nuts.
"W! E! N! Y! A! N! , whats that spell?"
reply"Wenyan!"
"Who likes Scott?"
"Wenyan!"
"..sumother crap..cantremember"
"Wenyan!"
den lihao and co. joins in...
lol
Yew Wei was a bastard..instead of suffering the bad food with us, he went with the lard shot-putters to Carl's Jr...damn.
We had a personal majic show by our cross country senior, whom(very amazingly) levitated a 2 dollar note, changed a whole deck of cards, sumehow levitated a spoon, and many weird and fascinating tricks.
den we went back to school! Overnight stay in school gymnasium! whooho!
pure, unalterated crazy fun.that is, without all the crazy girls, the champagne, the music, the drugs, and the strippers.but still overall it was nice.
ahem* as usual , things happen, i sprained my right small toe(ouch) while attempting long jump on a spring board.landed into the sponge bed nicely, but not b4 i scraped my toe on the hard matress..argh.it still hurts.was then bouncing on the trampoline for most of ta night with edwin and cav. sum faggot of a guy called alan wimped out of the stayover.loser.said haveta prepare for math RETEST. if i had to have a MATH retest, i would probably run home and skip school to escape the shame. anyway, sum small devious devil in my head told me that i should stop swearing. ah..heck. i always listen to the bad guys=).maybe i should! by now u should have noticed that i have not typed 1 single **** word yet. persevre..how do u spell that again?
nxt morning was hell...could open ma eyes fer more than 8 minutes. fell asleep in yew's class. i think u doesnt even bother.
got home at 1, slumped around till 3, watched awhile tv, and slam dunked myself ontu bed.
btw, this is probably gonna be the last time ur all gonna read about the itty-bitties of my life.i just felt like writing crap. the aim was to write about the T&F finals.
pictures are not up as edwin cant find his fone cable..dang it. will upload in nxt post.
i jus realized that quite alotta ppl reading my blog..lol.
make urself visible.tag mua.

lol..found these on the web.enjoy(^^,).v..

Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.
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( . .) for everyone! Cheers!
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Typical Oppression of Tyranny

2006-07-15T23:46:00.000+08:00

In this world, so as i've come to realize, there will always be tyrants. Presently, Africa is practically living under tyranny, being engulfed by black-markets and corrupt officials.
Because of this, the rest of the world remains silent, because they would think," Everyone is now oppressing tyranny, now is not a good time."
However, once the corruption over there is settled, everyone would want a piece of the world. They would first proclaim to be the savior, the bringer of peace and equality, the unifier to bring prosperity to the world. After some time, when there are people disagreeing with him, he would bring them down, savagely. Then whoever that sucka is would start to stray off his course. Since hes got so much power, hes got no goal. He may be good once, fighting to get up the echlons of power, to set things right. But now he decides, that, maybe now he would bring down his old enemies, those who tried to stop him, those who was corrupt. The surviving corrupt officials would notice this, and start wooing the new boss. at first he would turn them away. one, two, maybe three efforts later, he gives in, thinking that one wont hurt. den he becomes lax, taking more and more gifts. soon he falls in to the hands of corruption. Some time later, he would see and hear people, the same people who supported him with blind faith and loyalty, wanting him to step down. Within no time, the complain turn to strikes, to fights; first small skirmishes, den its massive strikes, with armed police ordered to shot to control the mob.
At some point in this process, another sucka, lets say peacelover B(cuz a few months earlier there was another sucka, peacelover A), stands out from the crowd, proclaiming that tyranny must be stopped. The previous regime must be stopped. Soon people would flock to him, and then comes the promises of a free world, a equal world where the people would be judged and cared for fairly, and rewarded justly. Soon he is a political hit, masses flock to him as a beacon of hope.
By now the sucka in the office(ex-peacelover A) would be saying to himself, " Why? Why this? all i've wanted is to provide for this country, to help the people, why have they turned against me now?"
The situation goes out of hands, the whole country goes revolting, police forces are helpless against the mob. the 'boss' den , according to statistics, would either step down, den stoned, or riddled with bullets. Or he would be assasinated in his office or home, by unkown people.
So peacelover B gets puched by the blindly loyal people up to office. He dne begins with a speech of promises, and such crap.
After that, the same shit happens all over again.
den sum peacelover C comes up.
endless cycle of bullshit.

All that is required to end this is a truly determined man, a man with true visions, a man with blind faith in his people, and in being able to end this, with a dogged determination to succeed.
If this man is truly capable, he would not fall. he would not fall because supporting him is his people and ideals, and ideals cannot die.

it boggs down to this statement of mine," I do not hate mankind, I just hate people."

Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.

Rules of Man-dom

2006-07-15T12:25:00.000+08:00

I found this on sum webbie..jus thought i would share it with u ppl..=)

The International Rules of Manhood:
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.

Pathway to insanity..oh wait..im there already!

2006-07-12T23:53:00.000+08:00

Dain bramaged.
My muggatron mode is now, after many long months of long and deep hibernation, finally, and temporarily back on. The summoning has caused me great energy, but at last, the summoning is complete. It consisted of a long wrestle, den followed by sword fight, fistfight, battle of speech, of sheer stubborness and finally the death threat. Deal: Muggatron Ver.2.3 would come back for a period of 3 weeks, and dne return to deep slumber.
Crap.
Guess who i met today! i was walking sumwhere, and i bumped in to sumguy. it was as if we knew each other for very long, like old comrades embracing after years of separation. his name was Nuts. he has 3 cousins, Madness, Insanity, Breakdown. boy, oh boy, i cant wait to meet them all!
Anyway, back to reality.
i screwed up nats. I got into PW finals. that calls for celebration. mugging for the un-ace-able , un-passable chem test. cool rite?
Sinta and Rochelle.<----nice cool names. i wont reveal them..hehe. U know ur going crazy when ur brain registers"going home now", and u tell the taxi guy," uh..bugis, shaw tower" my brain seems to take control and find the best spot for relaxing, though for some mysterious reasons it doesnt chose "home, bed".hm. i think this year we can win triple champs for Nationals..C'div, B'div and A'div..oh la la. the celebrations would be nuts.i like.(^^,).v.. alan is officially becoming a gay.bapok. sissy.---> he says he's getting emo..*shivers*
keef and nicoll were heros today! high jump both 1.98 metres..
OMG..O_o

Whee!

Every Princess has her Knight, and im still in it for the fight.

Should I Blog Often?

2006-07-06T17:36:00.000+08:00

WALA was nothing short of awesome. Truly. hiaz..wish i could again next year, but they only have up to U15 categories. darn. Australian babes, well, what more can i say? They put singapore galz to shame. and i mean it. maybe not all. most.
touching on my title: why should ppl blog so often? why do they feel so obligated to blog? i mean, i personally feel that the reason to blog should be due to urges, needs to verbalize and express ur busrting emotions and thoughts. there are jus too many ppl out there who blogs as if they HAVE to blog. Why? i dunno..im not one of those mindless zombies with their pathetic excuse of a life. Some of my friends ask me," Why dont u blog more often , or blog about ur everyday life? u noe, stuff like that." WTH is wrong with him? i blog when i FEEL like blogging! why should i become one of u ppl who blogs in REGULAR intervals! i can blog up to 5 entries in a day, or i can jus dun blog at all for a few weeks! wads wrong with that?
i jus cant stand ppl who blogs like this"oh, school was sooo boring today. i had double bio, but i was not in so i lazed around in library....blahblahblah","physics sucks! and my cca was boring too. my distance so little. i think i can throw further, hmpf..",and " Dear all, I woke up like 5:00pm in the morning, because I suddenly remembered that I did not update my blog for my dinner at buffet resturant, Sakura. Really, the resturant is nice, I can only say." WTF is wrong with him? huh? do u noe? i dont! wads wrong with these ppl?

okok, another example,"Dear all,There is a tag on my tag board, saying that why my post's title is 27th of June when I posted it on the 28th. Really, because I am too stressed and busy with my studies. I sort of flunked my term II with a MSG of 4.71 (calculation error, should be much below that). Therefore, I can only post the following day, as I have Judo PT (Phyiscal Training) on the 27th. Now you should understand right? Today is much more fun."
imma gonna die of these stupidity surrounding me. u may think im angst, but im not, seriously, or ill be cutting myself and running around with siew's head and bashing it against chejian's indomitable paunch.

i dun care if anyone reads my blog. at all. its not meant to entertain u ppl=P.haha.

Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.

I walk the Line

2006-07-03T00:30:00.000+08:00

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine,

I keep my eyes wide open all the time.

I keep the ends out for the tie that binds

For because you're mine,I walk the line.

Yay! my first poem! whee!

Fly Free

2006-07-01T21:21:00.000+08:00

i sometimes really want to escape the realities of life. to soar free. the closest i've ever gotten to freedom of soul is first, when i was at Canada. another is when i sit on my block's rooftop to blog. yup, u've heard it right. sumhow the guys who last when for roof servicing left the lock open. so i jus brought my laptop up to the "26th" storey. man, i gotta tell u its nice up there. the breeze, the height, the feeling of vast open space is a treat to the heart. right now, im leaning against the lift servicing door, overlooking the opposite hill, blogging down my thoughts.
Thats what i call blog in style.
WALA is 2 days away! whee! australian babes, team singapore and team australia shirts for free! wheeeeee! yea.
i need a computer upgrade.NOW. the extent of my computer sucky-ness has no boundaries. for example, my desktop laggs when playing Warcraft:3. WTF.
Continuation on 2 July:
Happy Birthday! Mystery Girl! i remembered ur birthday!haha. training on sunday.hm...weird.i like!
WALA in 1 day. Yea!August 4th is still a long, long way ahead. i hope time would travel faster. Absentinence makes the heart grow fonder? i wonder if its true.

Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.

Forbiddenartist

A Tribute

2006-06-29T17:56:00.000+08:00

This post is dedicated to Jonathan Chung, 15, of Hwa Chong Institution, who passed away two weeks. Although i personally do not know him, nor have i met him, a passing among the close-knit ties of our schoolmates still causes grief among us.
A passing of one is always a sad affair, and it is right that we carry him inside our memories.

So Lets raise our glasses to send him off.
To Jonathan(1991-2006)

P.S. i dont really know how to do this, but i tried.

Crazy Thangs in Life.

2006-06-27T17:54:00.000+08:00

There are many crazie things in life for me and this jus happens to be one of them.
Alan proposed that on the day before nationals, he wanna print 'lubele' on his shirt and 'lubabby' on mine.O_o. ok fine.wadever.though i'll never say why.
then there's typing a whole children into MSN messenger, again with reasons i would not reveil.
ev's concert tonight..argh.bad timing.have to go to sumwhere REALLy important.at 9. ****and before that i have to go do sum crap in the library. Stupid librarian wanted 27th june.6.15 pm. Speaking of which, im gonna be late! Yea!
But a promise is a promise. i havta sneak in during the Jubilate interval and jus watch the Circle of Life performance. My life's a mess. ACEs not done. HW not done. Doing PW.Whoohoo!
and i got nobody's number. my phone list kanna erased.ARGH!!!!!
Ana sent me this from Canada. Really hilarious. Wonder what they do there?????
This is real guys..wow.

Every Princess has her knight, and im still in it for the fight.
Forbiddenartist

Messed up, banged up, Screwed up

2006-06-23T01:56:00.000+08:00

My life is totally messed up, and that is an understatement. Seriously. My grades are dead, my training is like..urgh. I have too many commitments that i cant manage. One of the causes is due to my strange behaviour when conversing really beautiful girls.
For example, i know perfectly that i wont have time to go anywhere for the first 5 weeks in term3. Then comes Abigail. Ask me to go RGS dance concert at Victoria Concert Hall, on August 4th. My brain tries to tell me that i cant go, but i jus blurted out a yes. I wont complain though, not that seeing a dance concert is an experience, but also i havent seen her in a long, long time. Plus shes REALLY cute. Then i got forced to St. Nicks Jubilate symphony band concert. Darn. And forced to Nan Yang FunFair and concert by ex-classmates. Then there's another concert in late August. Im screwed. Holidays homework undone. Whoohoo! Surprise, surprise. ACE planned unaccomplished. Whoohoo! Discus distance stagnant.Whoohoo!
There. Messed up, Banged up, Screwed up.
But what can i say, Im gonna have a good day.
Alan is now eternally pissed at me. Yeah! HE actually set up a fanclub for a girl.And the girl has a boyfriend. What the Hell..
I actually hope that my life's summary is a quote by Abby" Angst, romance, humor, all rolled up into one cool show!" Its sounds kinda nice.

Ana asked me what was the craziest thing i can think of right now, that i have done.
Well, blogging at 2.06 am in the morning waiting for futebol match of Brazil and Japan would be high up on my list. *sigh* my Life needs spice.

And *she*s the spice machine. But shes so far away...my pop princess.

Be Free! Paint ur own Life!

May all ur dreams come true, but one.
lé Forbiddenartist

Just The Girl Next Door

2006-06-22T16:54:00.000+08:00

Many girls out there do not appreciate themselves, often comparing themselves to other, accomplished, popular and stylish fabulazzi girls out there. You should all pull urself up on ur judgment list. Recently, i found myself that i have been able to express myself more and to everyone else through songs. Right now, i can think of two. 1) Stupid Girls- Pink Why waste ur life to be the "it" girl?there's a enormous amount of sacrifice that has to be made to achieve that, and it is lonely and hard at the top. 2) The Girl Next Door-(sorry, i dunno by whom) Quote from Song: Shes the Prom Queen, Im in the marching band, Shes a Cheerleader, and im seating in the stands. . . . Shes Miss America, and im just the girl next door.
By hey, have u ever wondered?That maybe we jus like u the way u are?
And quess wad...after so long, im still obessesed with her, and i jus cant forget her!!

Every Princess has her Knight, and im still in it for the fight.

Believe in Magic!

2006-06-20T16:49:00.000+08:00

Magic is everywhere around the world. You cant see it, but you can feel it. Its the sense of joy when you help someone in need, its the burst of emotion when you witness something majestic, its your legs wobbling and your prepared speech turn into stammer when you talk to the one in your life. Dont deny it. And i've have come to realize that women have the ability to render you in to a blabbing fool when you are around her.
I met a girl today, and she was not that kinda girl where you would nudge ur buddy and go," OMG!look at that girl! she's sizzling hot!", but rather the kind of girl which u would take one look at her and then you jus go senseless. You would lose all sense of right or wrong, your whole mind would take in her, and you would go weak in the knees.
As the saying goes," Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but the moments takes your breathes away." A whole life without special moments is a life not worth living.
Thats the magic im talking about. Believe in it.
For me, haha, thankfully, there are many moments that took my breathe away. The awesomeness of the Niagra Falls, the top of the Effiel Tower, the birth of lengends: the Roman Colesseum.
Speaking of which, i wanna go Victoria Falls in South Africa!!!!ARGH!!!

School's starting soon. FCUK that.

Memories are meant to be shared.

CRazed, COnfuzed

2006-06-19T11:11:00.001+08:00

This verse by The Click Five can jus sum up my whole entire life right now:

You're looking for something you cant find,
If you give it up you'll lose your mind.
There's always something in your way,
But what can you say, You're gonna have a good day.

Really guys..argh!

Holidays wasted. Totally wasted.
Looking forward to the day.

Peace out!
Every Princess has her knight, and i'm still in in for the fight!

Im back, again.

2006-06-15T14:23:00.000+08:00

The trip to Genting was anything but uneventful. Its is regretful that i have to go there with only my family. It would have be AWESOME if some frenz could have gone with me at the same time. Quite a number of eye candy..thought i have to say that there are those, uh hm...u know, those F-Ugly females who jus dun quit, and continues to provide constant eye aches for me. *sigh, shivers at memory*
The weather was great, no rain, very cold, good. One rollercoaster ride was plain crazy. U know, the one where u lie down and fly around, "flying coaster" or sumthing like that.i was already freaking out when it was gonna be my turn, and it jus gets worse. The fog comes down. So i was EFF-ING flying around and screaming my head off without being able to see shit. One monent i was twisting 360 degrees and the other i was plunging down. FUCK.
Another incident. Scene: Nike shop at first world plaza. Time: exactly 4.26 pm.
This Malay guy walks in.
(Looks at soccer boots, picks one)
Malay Guy: Eh, give me one size 10. Want to try.
Salesgirl: ok, please hold on.
..
Salesgirl: here,
Malay Guy: (trys shoes on, without a word of thanks)

Then, OMFG, the malay guy stood and frigging rammed the wall with the shoes on.WTF!
Salesgirl: (shocked..stunned..)excuse me sir,
Malay Guy, the shoes're too heavy.

WTFWTFWTFWTF!!
Manager came out and shouted at the guy and almost called security. then the malay guy jus walked out.
I really dun wanna have any real prejudices against Malays, but, please, this is jus too much.
go get some attitude schooling man!

I wanna watch World Cup, so no more time to type. See ya nxt time!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.Sei, Sei. Hoooo!

Back From Malaysia

2006-06-06T23:17:00.000+08:00

We meet again, my minions...have u returned because u cant live without my might?Mwahaha!
Terrangnu was OK lar..one thing.They're ALL MALAYS! Argh! though i have to say there r sum, by sum i mean a few, pretty looking girls.But thats it.the rest all look alike to me.
Their five star beach resort was only, say, 3-4 star by my standard.but still the back pool, which opens to the sea, the windy and sunny beaches, quiet afternoons and the sound of the sea was a treat.

The continental buffet breakfasts was the only meal i actually looked forward to.Warning: Dont eat outside of hotel, like those supposedly'ethnic' dishes tour guides let u eat. Total crap.One particular meal literally made me O_o it was i small portion of rice, and a REALLY small portion of sardine, which somehow tasted of overdue canned food thats been left out in the sun for too long.Surprise, surprise. So much for ethnic food.Bleah.
The resort was somewhat a building out of nowhere in the midst of a seemingly shanty town.O_o.NVM.
I have to mention that sitting in a bus for 13 hours is actually very relaxing!If, that is, u take out the piss that wants to come out of ur bladder, and the pins and needles occasionally creeping up ur legs and oh yeah, the freezing air conditioning which worsens with the drop in temperature at night.Cool rite?
With my dear Pod, i made it through, and also with dreaming of her laughter.U will never know who im refering to. Mwahahahaha! Its really nice.Everybody!go for coach journey, or any long lonely and quiet night journey.Its an experience of a lifetime. The one i experienced in Canada was better, but could have been enhanced if i had my Pod and the memory of her.XD
Oh and i ate A&W.Mwahaha.Root Beer Float.yeah! rnt u jealous?haha.
speaking of A&W, there was this very "corny" advertisement, u noe, the kind they put on ur tray as tray sheet.very enticing.
Im going to Genting this weekend, but only for 3 days.Sad. and ma dad said maybe can go the sentosa Shangri-La got 3 nights stay.=D.yea!nice pool, cool beach,nice food, nice view,hot jap babes, american babes, french babes...ooooh...eye candy!
I hate training.I hate training.
sorry guys, jus realized that my photo upload got prob...lagg then cancels itself.Promise to upload tmr.
Memories are meant to be shared.

May all your wishes come true, but one.

Customizzle!

2006-06-01T19:02:00.000+08:00

Everyone on Earth waits for their one day each year. On this day, some will be God, sum will get a cake, sum will get piled under presents, sum will get bonded by their best buds and sadly sum even dun realise its their birthday. That is the day where u all are brought screaming to this confuzing and bizarre, cruel and yet sweet world. Have u got it yet?Its ur birthday , dumbass. first, u are:

after some time, u'll be like this:

Then, when ur more grown, on your 9th birthday, u get a present from ur brother and friends:

Tadaa!

so..do u still look forward to ur birthday?

of course u do! u can get wedgied!

speaking of which, tmr is my birthday...Wahahaha!

Speaking of tmr, im going to Malaysia! some 'resort' at Terrangannu..sumthin like that..
Whee!!finally can go malaysia!never been there past Johor b4, and only once.Darn.Alan, yes, im refering to u, dun niao me.
Promise to take pics to post up here..hope the scenary is actually pleasing to the eye..

Hm..my new birthday resolution:Ah Hem..*clear throat*

My new resolution is to have a resolution.
there.i've said it.and also sumthing else, which only Alan has the priviliege of knowing it=)

After being tipped off by unknown source(P.S. alan, ur identity is better off not being known.), i found a really hot babe in the internet.Leah Dizon.I noe, i noe, sum of u probably know about her. Go Google her guys. she's really cute.Mix Bloods RULE!
anyway gtg now, tmr got training..damn.

Cheers!=)

Babe Alert..

2006-06-01T18:48:00.000+08:00

Mantle of Dictatorship

2006-05-30T20:55:00.000+08:00

im sick of being dictated.really frustrated at Guo telling me to do squat jumps, at Chen asking me to but new socks, of Jeffrey's penetrating eye, of Shuo Nan's bone defying fist.darn.
i've made up my mind: i want to be a Dictator, ro rule u pitiful people.
decided to try out dictatorship. i used my ultra-powerful telepathic abilities and told a troupe of ants to attack a nearby lizard. they rejected me and dun wan to listen.fine.i den turned to tyranny and started stepping some(Oops..should be alot) ants, and guess wad.they appeared to not want divine intervention and scattered, despite the offer to help develop their civilisation.
toot.guess i would have to brush up my skills with Rome:Total War and that game Black and White Scott talked about.
someday, i be back.when u all least expect it, i be back with vengeance and fury, and with me death will follow, and u all scumbags shall die writhing at my command.
in the mean time, i'll go watch CSI first, den i'll plot my plan for dictatorship over the world.burp.

Sum things i realized, that is true, with confirmation with friends:

u tell a guy that there's 1 billion, 463 thousand 297 stars in the sky and he'll believe u.tell him that there's wet paint on the bench and he jus has to touch it.

the level of attention directed by the public onto u is directly poportional to the stupidity of ur actions.

ur mother is so ugly, that when she entered an ugly competetion, they rejected her cause they labeled "No Professionals Please."

ur mother is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes staring at an orange juice carton jus because it had the word "concentrate".

we also agree upon that the above two comments is irrelavent and would be much preferred as a mere destressing joke than to be taken seriously, unless of course, ur stupid.=)

anyway, who got rome total war can lend me?deping took his back liao, so i cannot play.

Have a Nice day everyone!
Cheers!=)
Dumbass=P

Podcasting

2006-05-20T19:38:00.000+08:00

If anyone knows anything about podcasting, let me know. As in, the headachery involved in putting up a wave / MP3 file in a streaming format on this blog. I know it's probably not hard for me to google a bit and dig up the requisite information by myself but getting the audience involved, that's called showmanship. For example, look at rock or rap concerts. The lead singer / rapper keeps requesting us in the audience every once in a while to stand up and clap our hands and make some noise. Sometimes he asks us to "wave our hands in the air like we just don'tcare". And not only do we willingly wave our hands in the air and stop caring, we even erupt into paroxysms of pleasure as we indulge in this act of extraordinary futility. I don't know if it's our inherent inferiority complex which rejoices in our new-found societal acceptance when the big celebrity onstage speaks directly to us or if it's something else entirely.
In any case, people, please stand up, clap your hands, wave your hands in the air like you just don't care and find me some podcasting info. Thank you please.

Finally Back Home

2006-05-19T23:27:00.000+08:00

shoitty obs instructors...full of not-funny cold jokes.at least there was this one guy who gave us an unlimited source of amusement; let me give u all a clue as to who he is(p.s. hes in my watch)

1st day: complained of a fever-temperature was 36.6 degrees."vomited" 3 times
2nd day: got hit on the leg by a stationary kayak-said the wave rocked the boat
3rd day: got rammed by a land rover moving at 2km/hr.-said he felt dizzy after the impact.
4th day: belayed 2 times, say got rope burn, cunt do shit.rock climbing-say leg cramp on the 3rd step.WTF.

do u know now who he is?asnwers below.

ob activities were quite fun lar...compared to last year's sec2 camp.got myself a nice collection of jellyfish stings, sand fly bites, mosquito bites, ant bites.darn.one arm-24 bites.i have now a vendetta against all mosquitos and sand flies.
got alan his shirt, budden i gave it a look , and decided.
imma gonna keep both shirts, nless hes gonna pay $30.haha.i enjoy bulling alan.
i hope my training skills r still there, cannot let alan beat me.(how can he?)

tip for obs go-ers: bring lotta 'feng you' and undies.ur ballz will rot if u dont.

ready for the answer?
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betcha u know already
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r u sure u wanna know?
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its none other than.....YE XIAOYANG!!!OMG

10 Things Men(boys) Know About Women(girls)

2006-05-12T13:50:00.000+08:00

10 things:
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10.Women have Boobs.

This is prove how little men know about women, therefore, to all the women out there, plz show us more!=P

Top 5s...

2006-05-12T00:38:00.000+08:00

Movies i would never get bored of:
1.Eurotrip---(must watch)
2.Pirates of the Carribean
3.Take the Lead---(must watch)
4.American Pie 3-The Wedding
5.Scary Movie Series...=)

Songs that are always nice:
1.Scotty Doesnt Know-Lustra
2.Catch Your Wave-The Click Five
3.Friday Night-The Click Five
4.Rock Show-Blink 182
5.Everytime We Touch-Cascada

Stuff i never get bored of doing:
1.LAN
2.Bullying Alan
3.Discus!
4.Looking at Girls?!?(duh..)
5.Undisturbed Slumber=P

Things i dun like doing:
1.Blogging
2.PT
3.Playing on a shitty com
4.Listen to ppl like siew, yew blab
5.Dropping ma fone...fcuk

Tiredz...

2006-05-10T21:04:00.000+08:00

one plus point today: i hit 41m once, 40m twice, and 39m 4 times!!!Whee!Hope i kan go nats..
tml is sports day...WHAT THE FUCK?! why is sports day even held? one perfectly good DotA and CS morning wasted, and why?oh, its the COMBINES SPORTS MEET. ny hci and college meet together for sports competetions...heck, we dont even compete on the same days...WTFlet alone competing together.waste of time.
my thighs still hurt.fuck guo.
at least got my new Nalgene...yay!

Mission Impossible

2006-05-07T00:49:00.000+08:00

i'll tell u wads impossible. Sitting infront of an indian who 'wow!'s at EVERYTHING is impossible.fisrt there was the poseidon trailer, big wave coming towards ship, partially covering a low moon-"that is such a big wave!wow!oh my god! ","that wave is so awesome!","how can they get out?wah!". FUCK. den he went on and on about his movie experiences and how many great movies he'd watched.FUCK. i probably watched more movies than he'd actually went to school for education and exposure.wad the hell is wrong with him?!#$%^& and the worst part?his female sludge of a girlfriend was actually interested in his talk.WTF.
besides that, MI:3 was great.cool effects. lots of BOOM!.cool weapons.fast cars.beautiful babes.cool chicks.bad villian.though i have to say that they should add the part where he stole rabbit's foot. that scene would have been the cherie.
definitely recommended to be watched.anyone wanna watch tag me, i wanna go watch again=)

I need clutches..

2006-05-06T17:51:00.000+08:00

Training totally sux now...i think guo is out to screw us around...alan, ziheng, mingwei and me were all talking and talking.(so what?)and huo comes. fcuk
Yesterday its was 6 x10 frog jumps-went home with wobbly and weak legs, kant walk downstairs properly
Today was 5 x15 30kg dumbell squat jump-went home with no legs(couldnt feel it xcept for the dull aches.)crawled home.decided that cusion chairs should be listed as top 3 inventions of the millenia...fcuk again.
maybe its because of the coming nats?crap
Yay, todae going to watch MI:3...mental note:tom cruise still sux, and hes short(1.64?WTF)

Pic

2006-05-05T23:27:00.000+08:00

Two clocks

2006-05-05T22:13:00.000+08:00

I have two clocks that are in dissonance. One is my alarm clock. I set it to go off at 6:15 every morning. The other is my body clock. My body clock is somewhat of an asshole. Every morning it wakes me up at 5:45 for no reason at all. So I get up, rub my eyes and stare at my alarm clock, trying to figure out what time it is. The alarm clock shows 5:45. And after that, my body clock goes back to sleep while I stay awake for the next 30 minutes, waiting for my alarm clock to ring. 'Cause when you know you've got to wake up in half an hour, all you can do is lie in bed without getting a blink of sleep, ears pricked, waiting for that goddamned ring.So now I've come up with a solution. I fake out my body clock. I set my alarm clock to wake me up at 3:30 in the morning. When I wake up, I look at the clock and see that it's still night, that I can sleep for 3 more hours. And then I drift back into a contented slumber. At the same time, my body clock, which has woken up because of all the pandemonium, is still groggily lurching around, trying to adjust itself to whatever the fuck's happening. It gets all disoriented and shit. So when it finally falls back asleep, it forgets to wake me up at 5:45 as it usually does. And when I finally jump out of bed at 6:15 to the bugle-call of my alarm clock, it is with a bounce in step and a buoyancy of spirit that is peculiar to someone who's had a full night's worth of repose.Body clocks are easy to fool. They are stupid bastards, really.- adapted from gawker

more realli cool pics=)

2006-05-05T21:21:00.000+08:00

hope u guys like this (^-^),v..

For u all cool pic cravers out there=)

2006-05-05T20:34:00.000+08:00

We WILL Win!!!!!

2006-05-05T19:46:00.000+08:00

wad the hell is this talk goin' 'round?That our track team is gonna lose the nats?Screw it.We may lose...reality check. But heck r we gonna try to win.This is our B div' 16th year! 15 year consecutive reigning CHAMPIONS!!!! We cannot lose..at all costs!and the screwed up part is? I have to compete..FCUK.(burden) Sports school is like erm...sum points ahead of us? sumthin' likka that.ARGH...damn sport school...
Todae school was crap..total crap. clement yew still sux as usual..why him?of all the idiots in the world, why must he come teach us?toot

WTF!?@#%^&*

2006-05-04T22:36:00.000+08:00

This is the wad...4th post today? wad the hell is wrong with me?
maybe its jus because i have too much time? i dunno. too much homework, so little time. so how?
give up.slack.dota=).

Playboi------>Cheers!

2006-05-04T16:07:00.000+08:00

Acc:Lt.Drunk Penguin, Utopia(19,12)-Brave Penguin

IT Emergence is gonna fail...badly

2006-05-04T15:56:00.000+08:00

wads with having a IT emergency exercise anyway?i mean, come on man, IT emergency?doing homework online?online discussions?u would acyually expect us to do all those?
i've got 1 word for u all teachers...DotA...get that inta ur heads..
woke up at 9am...IT started at 7.45..WTF
as i said, its gonna fail.
den there's the stupid emb, WTF is wrong with it?it lagged the whole morn'.U want us to wake up early to take attendance?FIX THE DAMN EMB LAGG!!!!! my all so obvious prediction comes true again...IT emergency exercise is gonna FAIL.Period.

HELLO WORLD!!!

2006-05-04T15:50:00.000+08:00

Due to constant pesking from friends, i have come to the desicion.Im creating a blog.......
This is my first blog(wow...)...and probably will be my last.wadever...anyway, welcome to my penguin-managed lemonade stand=)